
I'm Too Poor for Universal so I Rank HHN Virtually
Getting to Orlando, taking time off work, staying in a hotel, meals, entrance, not to mention *merch*.... in this economy??
Wed Oct 29 2025
haunted house
apologies for startling you
every themepark needs a haunted. every year comes with halloween. I love the spooky, creepy, dastardly nasty stuff about as much as i love kawaii sparkle kira kira bullshit.

I hope i gave enough warning for the pastle cuties that this area is going to be a little spookier...if you didnt get the warning yet i really cant blame myself. just reiterating warning: horror content. spooky clowns. stabbing. unaliving. dark things. jump scares. all that stuff.


for all my other homies who hate the ocean


