Gelsey Land

welcome to park services

thank you for visiting the internets first themepark ran by a little clown man! enjoy the rides, download our pixels (ethically sourced of course), and fly to places inside my imagination. Here you'll find more media recommendations than you can possibly spend your dwindling free time with. See the park owners latest creations, read about incredible discoveries and take the shuttle to your next web surfing location. So buckle up, hold on to your cotton candy, and prepare for a whimsical journey through the colorful world of Gelsey Land! 🎩

June 2026 to do

lots and lots of back end clean up for new astro updates
fix the blog to be able to load posts and make half this site functionable again
set up our email news letter!

mission statement

This site is more than just a cutesy theme for a personal site ... okay tbf that is a large part of it but that's not the only reason. Everyday I experience like 2 million various stimuli: the song on my alarm, the first article I read on my feed, the video I play in the background as I grind on my mobage while simultaneously working on a deadline. I live and walk through noise and clutter. My theme park is where I make sense of everything. I freeze the moments and take in the little details. Its funny to think of a big crazy loud theme park as a place for quiet contemplation, but ig that's just clownlife man. My brain is loud and exciting. I dont want to clear my head i just want to be able to sit in the passengers seat and experience my own thoughts as a guest. I hope you enjoy the ride. 🎢

Updates

03/30/26

Created a new landing page!, updated the shuttle to include instructions on how to become neighbors, back end cleaning, cut my bangs

03/02/26

Updated about section because fuck notion and it's unstoppable throat jamming of AI.

1/19/26

Added new content to dark ride about my favorite tools and download links

12/24/25

Finished the backend updates for the Uma Musume page, putting aside working on content for that until I feel like it.

10/27/25

officially deployed site to git for easier/cleaner updates!

10/4/25

Changed all my headers to have different images, added a lifestyle section which features my general glow up plans and goal planning.

9/23/25

Cleaned up "latest blog post" code to display properly, fixed display of custom bullets

8/31/25

Revamped my blog layout to only populate 10 at a time

8/27/25

Uma Musume page is up with pages built for all 3 star cards.

8/24/25

Integrated my blog into the main website, created a recent posts section for each topic

8/19/25

fixed the rgi widget so you can all enjoy my cute stamps

8/14/25

fixed my daggum status.cafe, added goodies to the carousel

8/11/25

this is where i'll be putting updates

Gelsey Land

welcome to park services

June 2026 to do

mission statement

coming soon!