Gelsey Land
welcome to park services
thank you for visiting the internets first themepark ran by a little clown man! enjoy the rides, download our pixels (ethically sourced of course), and fly to places inside my imagination. Here you'll find collections dedicated to the fantasies born of music, movies, games, and more. We have more media recommendations than you can possibly spend your dwindling free time with. So buckle up, hold on to your cotton candy, and prepare for a whimsical journey through the colorful world of Gelsey Land! 🎩
Nov 2025 to do
- (continue) building out my uma pages
- fix my music player widget
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figure out just how the fuck to get my git to auto deploy updates to neocities - replace my guest book site (gimme recs!)
- create a landing page
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mission statement
This site is more than just a cutesy theme for a personal site ... okay tbf that is a large part of it but that's not the only reason. Everyday I experience like 2 million various stimuli: the song on my alarm, the first article I read on my feed, the video I play in the background as I grind on my mobage while simultaneously working on a project. I live and walk through noise and clutter. My theme park is where I make sense of everything. I freeze the moments and take in the little details. Its funny to think of a big crazy loud theme park as a place for quiet contemplation, but I never have liked traditional meditating or Thoreau style writers retreats. My brain is loud and exciting. I dont want to clear my head i just want to be able to sit in the passengers seat and experience my own thoughts as a guest. I hope you enjoy the ride. 🎢
