Gelsey Land

welcome to park services

hey gang - pardon our pixel dust. This is Gelsey Land's beta launch meaning you beta not expect me to have fully perfected this page yet. There's enough content to get my most important info up, but there's still a lot of things left to be build. Be sure to follow me on neocities for future updates!

Fall 2025 to do

  • fix my status cafe widget
  • finish populating my blog posts
  • find a cleaner way to display/organize said posts
  • add a section for personal life maxxing - non media based hobbies and interests usually related to self improvement
  • build strat guides for all the umas
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mission statement

"This site is more than just a cutesy theme for a personal site ... okay tbf that is a large part of it but that's not the only reason. Everyday I experience like 2 million various stimuli: the song on my alarm, the first article I read on my feed, the video I play in the background as I grind on my mobage while simultaneously working on a project. I live and walk through noise and clutter. My theme park is where I make sense of everything. I freeze the moments and take in the little details. Its funny to think of a big crazy loud theme park as a place for quiet contemplation, but I never have liked traditional meditating or Thoreau style writers retreats. My brain is loud and exciting. I dont want to clear my head i just want to be able to sit in the passengers seat and experience my own thoughts as a guest. I hope you enjoy the ride. 🎢

Updates
9/23/25
Cleaned up "latest blog post" code to display properly, fixed display of custom bullets
8/31/25
Revamped my blog layout to only populate 10 at a time
8/27/25
Uma Musume page is up with pages built for all 3 star cards.
8/24/25
Integrated my blog into the main website, created a recent posts section for each topic
8/19/25
fixed the rgi widget so you can all enjoy my cute stamps
8/14/25
fixed my daggum status.cafe, added goodies to the carousel
8/11/25
this is where i'll be putting updates